dirk has been given the d
i hope youre happy anon
Did anyone notice she said she’s 11 but her dad commited suicide 13 years ago…
That awkward moment when your dad dies two years before you were conceived.
Did anyone else notice her mum died a month after her dad…
That awkward moment where your mum dies before she gives birth to you.
That awkward moment when you were raised by a dog…
and then the dog died.
CLEARLY THE DOG RAISED HER.
I will never not reblog this
lol this makes no fucking sense
She’s So Dumb
Reblogging for the epicness of the above comments^
That awkward moment when you were miraculously conceived, grew up, lived in a nice home with internet and electricity, when your dog was the one who raised you, and then your dog ate too much kibble (which is the equivalent of committing suicide).
Jade Harley, ladies and gentlemen.
in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
Try to take my virginity.
I dare you.
the strider mating ritual
Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!
this is genius.
this is actually lifechanging
ladies and gentlemen the future
omg what is this sorcery?
PRESENTING NINTENDO’S NEW CONSOLE
once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house
i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police